Need a Little Laugh?

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed.
-My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-I want to be the reason you look down at your phone, smile, then walk into a pole.
-There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
-I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
-I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
-I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
-Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
-Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
-Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
-There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
-Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
-I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
-You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
-Everything in life CAN be solved with a hammer, Though may not be legally, hee hee hee

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Love,

    the Lover and the Hater

This is ME

"Suddenly, I feel brave, I don't know what' s got in me, why I feel this way...."


    Why, people, why? Here is what I question about human nature:
- Why are some people better at some things than others?


- Why do we feel self conscious about what we look like?
- Why do we need approval to feel beautiful or special?
- Why do people bully?
- Why do/don't people risks?
- Why do we need bravery?
- Why can't we be the best at everything?
- Why are parent strict, or easy going?
    There are millions of these "stupid human" questions that people have in their minds'. It's good to ask these question because, if you want an answer, you have to ask. DON'T NOT ASK!!! That would just be bad.
  (If you don't want to read this blog, go to another blog. I honestly don't care.) I will try to make this not boring. 

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Love,
The Lover and the Hater